happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 17 "how exciting!"

[mandytl]

 

Location: Woods Behind Campus

Trey: All right, Rook. So how’re you planning on adding to our group?

Rook: I would hardly call this a plan, but not too long ago I witnessed Vil chasing Jack-kun towards the main building.

That tremendous strength would surely prove to be an asset if he were to join our ranks.

Trey: But you said Vil was chasing him, right? He could’ve dropped out at this point… 

Tap tap tap!

Jack: Floyd! Get over here, asshole!

How dare you make Ruggie-senpai go out like that!

Rook & Trey: !!

Floyd: You just don’t quit, do you? I mean, you guys are the ones who threw the first punch!

Get ready for the big payback, threefold!

Pew! Pew!

Trot trot trot… 

Azul: Wheeze, wheeze… Jack-san! Haven’t I, asked you multiple times, to stop… !

Kgh. At this rate I’ll lose him, and then my plans will be....!

Rustle!

Azul: Rook-san, Trey-san!

Rook: Roi d’Effort! You seem to be having trouble. Let us assist!

Azul: Why, yes… I’d be extremely grateful.

Well, then… please join Jack-san in the fight against Floyd.

He underwent a series of battles before this encounter…

And while Savanaclaw students take pride in their strength, if this keeps up, a defeat is sure to follow.

Rook: Oui. Leave it to us!

Trey: A-Are you sure about this, Rook?! Putting ourselves smack-dab in the middle of Floyd and Jack going at it?

Look. They kicked up a winding maelstrom of dust just chasing each other with those massive bodies at terrific speeds.

It’s like a huge blender.

Floyd & Jack: Grrrrrr!!

Trey: They’ll pulverize us to bits if we get any closer!

Rook: Not to worry. We’re greater in number and have items to assist us in their capture.

Azul: Exactly. Even Floyd should be apprehendable when it’s four against one.

Rook: I’ve never had to catch a thrashing merman before! How exciting! 

A fight occurs.

Pew… ph! Click click… 

Floyd: Ah? Why isn’t it shooting any more?

Trey: He’s finally out of beans!

Azul: Capture him at once, everyone!

Floyd: Ahah, crap. I’m starting to get a kick out of this…!

Rook: I’m with you, Monsieur Mischief. There’s a certain pleasure you can only taste when driven desperate into a corner!

Jack: … Gasp! Hold up, guys!

Trey: What’s wrong?

Jack: There’s a bunch of footsteps headed our way!

… And they’re probably not one of us. They must be…!

Runrunrun!

Vil: I see our little monsters are enjoying the hunt!

Rook: Vil! How this longing to meet you seared in my heart.

Vil: Rook. I was also looking forward to our little rendezvous this whole time.

… We have plenty of beans on hand. So don’t let your guard down, boys!

Epel & Riddle: Right!