mandytl | happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 8 "good luck out there!"

—The following day.

Location: Sports Field

Mumble mumble…

Vargas: Good work assembling, bean sprouts. It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for: Happy Beans Day.

I trust you ate some breakfast and drank your raw eggs? It’s hard to build muscle without proper nourishment.

Now, I’m going to explain the rules for our brand-new first year students. Don’t gaze upon my physique in rapture to the point where you miss out on what I’m saying.

Jamil: You remembered to bring that lunch, right, Kalim? I wrote down how to serve it on a piece of paper.

Kalim: You’re a lifesaver, Jamil! Let’s both give it our all, despite being on opposite sides!

Jamil: Yeah. … Let’s.

Rook: The fateful day has finally arrived. Why, I’m over the moon this very minute.

Vil: Lovely. You’ll be an easy target after drifting to such a high location.

Rook: Fufufu… By the way, Vil, you aren’t wearing perfume today.

A signature fragrance, much like the fashion we wear, is just as important of an element for one’s appearance. I believe that was your policy.

Vil: It’s just as vital to refrain from using perfume, if it suits the situation.

… What’s more, I just so happened to overhear that our monsters have a keen sense of smell.

Rook: Ah, Roi du Poison. You’re truly the genius that will satisfy me.

Vil: I’m simply responding to severity with severity. That’s all.

Floyd: Yaaaawn~... so sleepy…

Jade: Fufu. So you decided to show up after all, Floyd.

Floyd: And just that. I don’t wanna have to attend any of Lobster-sensei’s annoying special lessons.

I’m gonna nap in a tree somewhere when the game starts.

Jade: Why, and here I thought we could play tag together and feel like children again.

Floyd: I’m just nooot feeling it.

Jade: Of course. While unfortunate, if you truly aren’t in the mood, then there’s no forcing it.

Vargas: Now, to hand out the field maps with all the supply points marked down…

The Farmers Team will get 10 beans each. As for the Monsters Team, I’ll be distributing speed-boosting boots to the lot of you.

Once you’ve received your supplies, head for your designated starting point. The competition starts at 9 a.m. sharp.

Good luck out there, gentlemen!