happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 1 "foolish sports event"

[mandytl]

 

 

Location: Woods Behind Campus

Floyd: Ahah. Y'see…

I never cared about that harp retrieval crap. It doesn’t matter which side wins or loses.

Sooo, forget the rules and come play with me! Until we’re complete and total messes!

Jamil: Kgh… it’s impossible to tell which of us is the monster anymore!

Floyd: C’mon! Run and hide while you still can, “Monster”-kun! Gyahahah!

— The day before Happy Beans Day.

Location: Headmaster’s Office

Trein: Vargas-sensei. The groups for tomorrow’s Beans Day.

These would be my class’s sheets.

Flip…

Vargas: Thank you, Trein-sensei.

Hmm! This’ll make for some very interesting match-ups.

Crowley: Let’s have us a look. … Hoh. So they’re on opposite teams, are they?

Vargas: The Farmers' Team has always had the advantage to date, I’ve felt, but… 

Literally anything could happen this round.

Crowley: Why, either team has a fair chance at victory. I’m looking forward to expecting the unexpected!

Trein: Sigh…

For time-honored traditions to culminate in some foolish sports event… and you call this establishment distinguished.

Even our instructors are treating this like a jamboree. It’s downright deplorable. 

Crowley: A-Ahem! We’re not actually getting all that carried away, are we now, Vargas-sensei? 

Vargas: O-Of course not. I'm just saying they’ll attain some real muscle mass through an all-out competition…

Crewel: So not only is your fashion old-school, Trein-sensei, so is your mind.

Trein: Excuse me?

Crewel: One has to take drastic action and update old customs to a style befitting the new age.

That’s the sort of mindset you need going forward, don’t you think?

Trein: Hmph. Some update we have on our hands.

To think we’ve remodeled Happy Beans Day into this utterly savage function.

I recall your time in Night Raven College exceptionally well, Crewel-sensei.

Crowley: If memory serves—

Ah, yes. It was some fifteen years ago when we ruled that this competition would be unique to our academy.

Crewel: The conduct during matches has improved, at least, now that magic is prohibited.

Vargas: Well said, Crewel-sensei! You’ve got your priorities backwards if you want to get injured while building muscle mass!

That no magic rule’s extremely vital with a school full of naughty scamps. Hah hah hah!

Trein: Sigh… That isn’t even the slightest bit funny.

Crewel: Anywho, I didn’t waltz in just to talk about folk tales that’re collecting dust on a shelf somewhere. 

Here are the groups for Class 1-A, Vargas-sensei.

Flip…

Vargas: Thank you. …Hmm, I see!

Crowley: Well, this is… my. This year’s event is certainly shaping up to be more memorable than the last. 

Vargas: Hah hah hah!

That's what our academy's known for! I’m looking forward to tomorrow!