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. ([personal profile] mandytl) wrote2021-04-25 09:57 pm

camp vargas! ~spring happening~ 3-1 "mad feral!"


Location: Dwarfs’ Mine - Lakeside


THUMP!


Floyd: Here, another fish. How many’s that make now?


… well, whatever. I’m getting out.


Everyone: WHOA!!


Ace: There’s gotta be more than fifty flopping around...! Now we look dumb for catching them one at a time.


Plus he caught them all by hand and tossed them ashore. That’s like, mad feral!


Floyd: Mmh, yeah, but it was super boring. I mean, the lake fish are so gullible and slow.


Hunting small fry’s a mind-numbing waste of time.


I’m gonna need stronger, more challenging prey if you want me to grab any more.


Ace: But thanks to you, we’ve got this challenge in the bag!


Basketball Club Member A: All we have to do now is prepare these fish.


Jamil: Leave it to me.


Ace: We’re counting on you, Jamil-senpai. Hit us with the best cooking ever!


Floyd: And no plain grilled fish either. Not after I caught sooo many for us.


Jamil: ...Got it. It’ll be mouth-watering.


But I need more than fish to throw together a decent meal.


You two will have to put together the other ingredients.


Ace & Floyd: Seriously…?


Jamil: Quit your complaining. I’ll head back to camp and start preparing our food.


Basketball Club Member A: Then we’ll go help mine for magic gem shards.


Jamil: Floyd, Ace. I need you to gather some edible plants.


Floyd: ...aw, man. Make sure it’s tasty, okay?


Ace: I can hardly wait~!


Jamil: I know, I know. Catch you later.


They leave.


Floyd: Time to get busy, I guess.


I’ll search along the lake for something we can eat, so you can take the forest, Crab-chan.


Ace: ‘Kaaay!


Floyd leaves.


Ace: … not that I’m even down to do this since I don’t know jack about wild plants.


Well, Floyd-senpai seems into it, so why not let him do all the work?


All we’ve been doing since this morning is fishing and pitching tents… Now I can finally get some time to myself.


No one will know I ducked out if I pretend to look, right? And then I can hang out and just do whatever.


Rustle…


Ace: Hm? Did something move in the grass, or…


RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE!


Ace: Whoa! A freakin’ bird?! Don’t scare me like that!


…If Grim had seen that, he’d never let it go for like a thousand years.


Rustle rustle…


Ace: There’s more? Ugh, how many times are you gonna try to scare…


RUSTLERUSTLERUSTLERUSTLE!


Ace: ?!


UWAAAAAAAH!!


Location: Dwarfs’ Mine - Forest Road


Floyd: Hm? Did I just hear something?


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………


Well, whatever!