camp vargas ~the happening returns~ 1-2 "what a happy coincidence"

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Location: Lecture Hall

Crowley: Is every member of a culture club present? I’ll be taking attendance.

Cater: Pop Music Club, reporting for duty.

Kalim: So, what’re we gathering for? It's pretty rare for all of the culture clubs to come together.

Cater: I’m not totally sure, but it’s probably for, uhm… you know. That.

Lilia: Ah, that. I’m looking forward to it.

Kalim: That? Am I the only one in our club who doesn’t know what’s going on?

Azul: Everyone from the Board Games Club has arrived.

Idia: Sigh… Could he not summon us so early in the morning.

My daily logins haven’t even rolled over yet. What’re we doing here?

Azul: … I have a notion of what to expect, but I hope I’m sorely mistaken.

Jade: The Mountain Lovers’ Club is present, given that I’m its sole member. 

Crowley: How about the Film Research Club and the Science Club?

Vil: Not to worry. We’re all here.

Trey: The Science Club was just taking attendance.

Crowley: Thank you, gentlemen. Now, then. Everyone from a culture club will—

Malleus: My apologies to have kept you waiting.

The Gargoyle Studies Club. Am I late?

Crowley: …… And with that, all of the culture clubs are now present!

Cater: He totally forgot about Malleus-kun’s existence…

Crowley: Well then, let’s start with orientation. If you would, Vargas-sensei.

Idia: …Uh. Vargas-sensei?

Vargas: Listen up, you lot!

At Night Raven College, the culture clubs perform just as admirably as their sporty counterparts.

HAAAVING SAID THAT! Are you truly satisfied with where you are?!

Every student at our school should aspire to have my intellect and to be as physically and mentally strong as I am.

You want to learn a lot from Mother Nature and exercise your mind and body…don't you?

Trey: I think our current activities might be more than adequate…

Vargas: I hear you loud and clear. You simply yearn to be as brawny as yours truly!

That's why I put together a special training regimen for the rest of you.

Idia: Hold up. A training regimen devised by you means—

Vargas: I call it: “Camp Vargas”!!

So get ready for some real intensive training!

Your three-day training camp in the mountains starts next week.

Living in the great outdoors, facing challenges specially prepared for you…

Make it through this safely and you’ll be as strong and admired as yours truly!

Jade: Fufu… The day has finally arrived. A three-day, two-night camping retreat.

Nobody seemed interested in hearing me out when I previously mentioned that the Mountain Lovers' Club was a sports club, but now...

I never dreamed the culture clubs would get their chance. What a happy coincidence. 

Malleus: Indeed. Sebek mentioned it made for a fruitful event. I’ll look forward to it.

Trey: If only there actually was something to look forward to… 

Idia: W-What’s everyone talking about?! I’m totally lost over here.

Azul: The sports clubs had their own camping excursion a few days ago. Didn’t you hear?

Idia: Uh, no? No one told me anything…

Ortho: Nii-san… This is just a hypothetical, but…

What if you didn't get the information because Ignihyde doesn't have many students in a sports club?

Idia: GASP!

Kalim: Camping, huh. Sounds like fun! But is that really the best way to train your body?

Cater: Nooot really? I mean, I doubt that just three days of training will make you any stronger.

Vil: And besides, there ARE students in culture clubs, such as myself, who work out every morning.

Ortho: Do you think I can grow stronger despite not having any muscles to work on? I wonder how that’d work.

Vargas: ENOUGH!!!

You’ll become stronger than ever when you go to Camp Vargas. No matter what they say!

Rook: Camping! Training our bodies together should be a real treat. Don’t you agree, Trey-kun?

…Oh? That’s quite the serious expression you’re wearing. Is there cause for concern?

Trey: Well… Hopefully, my worries are unfounded, but we're dealing about Vargas-sensei here.

There’s no way we’ll get off scot-free if we can’t complete his challenges.

Vargas: Furthermore! The clubs who, regrettably, don’t clear their challenges…

—will ALL be forced to transfer into a sports club!

Then you’ll be under my direct supervision. Well? Isn’t that great news?

Everyone: Wh-.... WHAAAAAAT?!

Azul: Are you kidding me? No one in their right mind would be delighted.

Idia: Th-This is oppression…! I would hate having to associate with those sporty extroverts!

Jade: Transferring would pose a problem for me. The Mountain Lovers' Club would be forced to disband due to a lack of members...

As the founder, it’s my responsibility to prevent this from happening. After all, someone could join later.

Kalim: I don’t mind a little exercise, but being forced to switch clubs is a little… too much.

Lilia: Exactly. Besides, I'd like to spend more time with our band.

Cater: Not that we’ve ever taken our music seriously…

Trey: Sooo, no one liked that, huh.

Rook: That’s understandable. Each of us joined the club we’re in with great aspirations.

While the sports clubs certainly have their merits, I wish to fully enjoy the activities of the Science Club.

Trey: Yeah. I don't want to be forced to switch when I'm content where I am too. 

Vargas: Not to worry, boys. I won’t be putting you through the same wringer as the sports clubs.

I made these challenges easier than the previous ones.

So don’t even think about running after I gave you all these advantages. Got it?

I’ll be passing out a camp guidebook that gives you an outline of your training schedule.

Give it a reeeeal thorough look!