floyd leech [ school uniform ] r - "talk to me about something fun"

[mandytl]

 

 

Location: Library

Floyd: Maaan, doing this report’s as boring as a field day for anemones. There’s gotta be something more fun to do.

Hm? Isn’t that…

Riddle: Our assigned reading was “The History of Making Magic Carpets”, I recall. Now, where could it be?

Floyd: … Bingo. Hey, Goldfish-chan!

Riddle: Ugh, Floyd… ! Can this get any worse…? 

Floyd: So like, whatcha up to? Working on a history report, maybe?

Riddle: Whatever I’m doing bears absolutely no relation to you.

Floyd: I’m bored over here, so let’s do ours together. Talk to me about something fun.

Riddle: Why me, of all people?! … —Gasp.

Enough. I won't let myself get mixed up in Floyd’s nonsense like always… !

Floyd: Aha hah. You so get all red and puffy like a goldfish when you’re angry.

Anyway, don’t you need a peek at “The History of Making Magic Carpets” too?

I was using it and shelved it away in the right-most bookcase. 

Riddle: I could’ve found it without your help. Just leave me be.

Floyd: Uh huh, sure. Now come on, let’s snag that book.

Riddle: Are you even hearing what I’m saying?! Ah—quit it! Don’t pull on me like that!

Pans away.

Floyd: Here’s where I shelved it.

Riddle: How uncharacteristically honest. Surely you’re up to something.

Floyd: Hm? Do you want me to be?

Riddle: Don’t be ridiculous! … Ahem. Nevermind all that.

More importantly, that volume is… —there we are! So you did return it to where it belongs.

Floyd: ……

Riddle: All the way on the top shelf… 

Floyd: ……

Riddle: Kgh. I just barely can’t reach it…!

Floyd: Pffth. What’re you bouncin' on your tiptoes for?

Riddle: Is this why you tagged along? Simply to watch me flounder?! You’re so childish!

Floyd: Hey, Goldfish-chan. Want me to get that book for you? Huh? Do you?

Riddle: That’s quite all right. I don’t need your help. All I require is a stepladder.

Now, where can I find a… —Floyd.

Floyd: Yeees?

Riddle: What’s the meaning of this, this shoving your arm directly in my way?

Floyd: Juuust wanted to a stretch a little.

Riddle: So you do plan on distracting me. … Have it your way. Retrieving it with magic is a simple matter.

Floyd: Not so faaast!

Riddle: Wha?! What’re you—put that back at once!

Floyd: Lessee. What to do, what to do.

Riddle: Do you WANT your head lopped off that badly?!

Floyd: Aha hah. Wow, scary~. You’re sooo mad now. Scatter!

Riddle: … No running in the library. You’re violating a rule that was prevalent before the Queen of Hearts’ decrees, Floyd!

Floyd: Now I’m down to play tag, and you’re it, Goldfish-chan! Catch me if you can.

Riddle: As if I’d join you in a game of tag. All you ever do is mess around…

Floyd: Aha hah. Hurry and catch me, and then I might hand this over!

Riddle: … Ugh. Would you sit still already? I’ve had more than enough!

Jade is one of my classmates, and he’s never engaged in such nonsense!

Despite being twins, you’re completely different!

Floyd: ……

Riddle: What’s more, you’ve pretty much always been like this…! Have you got a grudge against me, or something?

Floyd: Ah. I’m done.

Riddle: Wha?!

Floyd: I’m leaving. Here. Your book.

Riddle: What in the world just happened? Was he upset, or was that simply one of his whims…? 

Honestly. I can’t deal with that temperamental behavior.