happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 33 "i am not feeling that"

[mandytl]

 

Location: Beside Mister S’s Mystery Shop

Tap tap tap tap…!

Vil: Gasp, … gasp… I wonder if Floyd and the others made it out alright.

The party I painstakingly put together fell into pieces. The only one I can truly count on is me.

… Gasp! Who’s there?!

Ortho: Oh, hello, Vil Schoenheit-san! 

Vil: Ortho! And if you’re here, that means…

Idia: H-Hiiiih… Let me live, just let me live… 

Vil: Idia! A closer look tells me we’re on the same team.

Idia: Yeah, but, everyone’s scary regardless of friend or foe right now… 

Why’d I have to abandon the safety of the neutral zone…?

Ortho: What do you mean, Nii-san?

Jack-san smashed a bottle in the campus store…

Then you fled of your own accord because you couldn’t stand the smell of durian juice.

Idia: I mean, yeah, I planned on leaving eventually?

But all that was basically Jade-shi’s fault…

If he hadn’t gotten my risk-free shelter completely soaked in that majorly rank-on-the-odor-scale smell… mumble, mumble… 

Vil: Jade? Did you just say Jade?

You mean he was here?

Idia: Uhm, yeah… He said he got separated from Cater-shi…

Vil: !! So they were working together. I’m starting to connect the dots.

And here I thought I’d lost our group altogether. I need you to come with me, Idia.

Idia: Uh… I am not feeling that…

Vil: This isn’t a matter of ‘yes or no’, dear.  I’m ordering you to go.

Idia: That’s even worse?! Like, what’s wrong with you?! Does every dorm leader have a problematic personality here, or…?

Ortho: I’d support you if I qualified for the competition…

Working with Vil-san’s probably your safest option here, Nii-san.

Idia: W-Well, yeah? I know Vil-shi’s an aggressive attacker and he can protect me, but…

Vil: !! 

Watch out, Idia!

SLAM!

Vil slams Idia across the screen.

WHOOSH!

Idia: Ugyaaah?! Wha, what in the?!

A, a racket-looking thing just shot out of the bushes!

Rook: We should’ve been completely untraceable… fufu. Or did you sense the unruly beating of my heart?

Vil: Glad you could make it… Monster Team!

Idia: NOOOOOOO!!

It’s Rook-shi and Trey-shi, ranked top in the Scheming Vice-Captains I Wouldn’t Touch With a Ten-Foot Pole list [※ Researched by me 】!

Trey: Sounds like we were nominated for a pretty despicable ranking… 

Idia: N-No way… Anything but running around under the broiling sun from those two…

I-I’ve got no other choice…

I, I surrender! Catch me, please!

Ortho & Vil: Huuuuuh?!

Vil: What're you saying?!

Ortho: He’s right, Nii-san! After you made it this far?

Idia: Fheehee… on the contrary, Ortho.

Surviving this far without getting caught only means I won’t receive any point deductions on my PE grade!

On top of that, as a third-year, this is the last time I’m obligated to participate.

Basically, I’m cutting my losses~! Bfhuhuh!

Vil: W-What a terrible mindset…!

Idia: I think the word you’re looking for is, ‘reasonable’.. h-heehee. And with that, I surrender!

Hurry up and capture me, Trey-shi.

Trey: Uh, well. Are you sure this is how you want to go out in your last tournament? … Well, if you say so.

Farmers’ Team - Idia - Eliminated

Idia: Now, I take my leave! Fwoosh!

Vil: Kgh… It’s so irritating how quickly he went and how his words just tumbled out more than usual… 

You’re so going to pay for this when this is over, Idia!

Rook: Vil… Your profile is just as beautiful when it’s burning in rage. However… 

Do try to pay attention!

Swoosh!

Vil: Hah! You don’t waste time. Nobody likes an impatient man, you know.

Rook: Trey-kun… I won’t be needing your help from here on.

Trey: Uh, yeah… Got it. 

Vil: Throwing away the advantage you had to challenge me one-on-one… 

Are you mocking me, perchance? … Don’t come crying to me later.

Rook: Fufufu. Not at all. I simply want to treasure our battle.

The time has finally come, Roi des Poisons. Now, come!

With our pride, our fists, and these beans… Let us fight fair and square!