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. ([personal profile] mandytl) wrote2021-07-05 08:52 pm

happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 18 "i'll strangle every one of you"

 

Location: Woods Behind Campus

Pew pew! Pew!

Vil: Floyd, provide cover fire with the beanshooter while I suppress the enemy!

Floyd: Wha? You show up outta nowhere, and for what? Back off!

Trey: Jack and Azul look exhausted. It’s going to get dangerous if Floyd replenishes his beans.

We need to beat it, pronto!

Azul: I agree. This could go sideways with so many armed opponents.

Rook: Oui. Well then, gentlemen. Au revoir!

Tap tap tap…

Riddle: Phew… Seems like we managed to drive them off.

Vil: Yes, but did you see their group?

It was composed of dorm leaders and vices. Our enemy has the same idea.

Epel: Ah, Floyd-san. Are you oka...—eek! He’s making a super scary face!

Floyd: Tch. You just had to get in the way when it was getting good.

Vil: In your way? You were clearly on the verge of being eliminated.

Floyd: Like I care either way… Talk about irritating.

Epel: H-Huh? We saved him, but he seems kind of… mad?

Riddle: Honestly. I didn’t expect you to thank us, but could you at least refrain from threatening our upperclassmen?

Floyd: …… siiiigh. 

A betta, a goldfish, and a guppy. Each one an ornamental fish that isn’t worth strangling. 

Everyone: … Excuse me?

Floyd: What a let down. Could you like, leave already? ‘Cause if you don’t…

I’ll strangle every one of you.

Vil: Heh…  Try it, if you dare.

Floyd: Ahah…. What, you wanna go? You’ll hurt your pretty fins, Betta-chan-senpai. 

Vil: How silly. After all, you’re the one who nicknamed me “betta.”

You should know that a betta’s gorgeous fins… are for combat!