happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 10 "take part in the chase"

[mandytl]

 

Location: Coliseum 

Farmers Team Students: Gwaaaah!!

Vil: Hmph. All bark and no bite. Is your size all you have?

Farmers Team Student A: Crap… those reflexes are the real deal… 

Farmers Team Student B: He’s like a twig compared to us, but every hit’s as heavy as a wrecking ball!

Vil: My coach was a former world champion in kickboxing.

Farmers Team Student A: ‘S-Scuse us for bein’ so rude… !

Farmers Team Student B: Give us the privilege of joining forces with you during the competition!

Vil: Even a chihuahua would be a better guard dog than you two. 

… is what I’d like to say, but if you’re going to be good little boys, then come along.

Farmers Team Students: Right on! Let’s get it!

Bing-bong…

Vil: The signal to start the game.

Listen well, dears.

The most critical factor of Happy Beans Day is… having an aggressive stance!

The best defense is a good offense, essentially.

Much like beauty and fashion: fall behind and it’s over. You’d do well to remember that.

Farmers Team Students: Ohhh…!

Vil: For starters, we’ll ambush the Monster Team at a supply point and crush them before they’ve got their hands on the equipment.

Farmers Team Students: Yes, Aniki!

Vil: Don’t even think about calling me that!

Location: Main Street

Farmers Team Student A: There it is, Aniki! A Monster Team supply crate.

Vil: I thought I told you not to call me that. Vil-sama would be worlds better.

… Well, nevermind that. The crate seems completely untouched.

Let’s lie low a little ways away and wait for our Monster Team member to arrive.

Rustle rustle…

Vil: ……

Step step step…

Vil: ( Someone’s already on their way… )

Jack: The map says there’s a supply crate around here somewhere, but… 

Vil: ( Jack! A boy with a keener snout than Rook. Will he detect us before we can take him by surprise…? )

Jack: Sniff, sniff… Grr. It totally reeks of beans out here.

I know you’re there, Peasants! Show yourselves!

Vil: Your nose is as sensitive as ever, isn’t it? Very impressive.

Jack: You bast—… err, wait… it’s… Vil-senpai!

Vil: Why, aren’t we a confident one, hunting a supply crate all by his lonesome. Or perhaps simply foolish?

Now, my huntsmen. It’s time to take part in the chase.

Farmers Team Students: Right!

Jack: Kh…! I better fall back for now.

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Vil: We should take down someone with his physical prowess right now, before he acquires any weapons. After him!

Farmers Team Students: Of course!

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