happy beans day ~the harpless brawl~ episode 3 "watch yourself out there"

[mandytl]

 

 

Location: Savanaclaw Dorm - Lounge

Savanaclaw Dorm Student A: Tch. Man, I wanted to be on the Monster Team this year.

Savanaclaw Dorm Student B: Heh. They wouldn’t be able to get their hunt on with a slow-movin’ tortoise like you in the group.

Savanaclaw Dorm Student A: The hell’d you just say? I’m gonna show you some real huntin’, right here, right now. 

ROAAAR!

Savanaclaw Students: Eek?!

Leona: Knock it off with that grating racket. Get to bed in your burrows before I turn you into a roast!

Savanaclaw Students: Yes, sir! Good night, Dorm Leader!

Patter patter…

Jack: … Leona-senpai’s in a way worse mood than usual, huh.

Ruggie: Probably because there isn’t even a ghost of a chance of him skipping out on tomorrow’s event.

Happy Beans Day’s a requirement for our physical fitness curriculum…

And Leona-san's barely meeting attendance with how much he’s ditched this year.

Jack: Huh?! But he’s good at sports, so how’d it get that bad?

Ruggie: Look, Jack-kun. There are millions of people who don’t like doing the stuff they’re good at. 

Though it also means I get a chance at three days worth of special lunches… shishishi. 

Not to mention, unlike us, Leona-san’s on the Farmers Team.

The rules say an almighty lion’s got to become one of the hunted.

Maaaybe he’s feeling the pressure… —heh, just messing.

Leona: Grr… Keep your thoughts about someone else’s feelings to yourself.

Ruggie: Gee, you heard that?

Leona: If you’re using tag as an example, then yeah, the Farmers Team are the ones being chased.

But legend dictates that the farmers hunted those beasts down like squealing game.

So watch yourself out there. Let your guard down and you’ll get beaned right in the snout.

Jack: Got it. I’ll protect that harp tomorrow for sure.

Savanaclaw can’t afford to look spineless next to everyone else in a battle of endurance with no magic.

You upperclassmen better keep a close watch on me tomorrow! No one’s gonna catch more of the Farmers Team than me!

Leona: You’ve got guts to say that right in front of me. … Well, whatever.

Quit acting like a brat bouncing around before a field trip and get some sleep.

Jack: Right! I’m going.

Leona: Bah. He needs to turn it down a notch. I don’t get these canines who love running circles around a courtyard.

Ruggie: Shishishi. Never mind him, Leona-san. You’ve got your insurance right here. I’m not gonna let our ambitious little wolf chase after you.

Leona: You better make this work if you want to gorge yourself later.

Ruggie: I gotcha.